The Rise of the New Functionality

Synopsis

London, 2008. A rotting gene has infiltrated mankind's cognitive process at an advanced level and turned it into gibberish. The dronzyme, part of a synthetic lifestyle detox advocated by pioneers in the consultancy sector, stimulates its growth via a benign mucous in the larynx. Soon, a new language and functionality possesses the mindset and none are considered immune. The Capital itself houses a repository for degenerate ideas and concepts, whose terror becomes flesh with the birth of a quasi-physical oaf. Herein the awful truth of the Schnimp, and the Corporate Giants now forced to obey its commands...and talk NONSENSE.